MSTR Cat
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Since the first granary

MSTR Cat

The guardian of the treasury

For ten thousand years, cats have guarded the stores. Now one guards the greatest treasury of the age.

  • 10,000years on watch
  • 1guardian at the door
  • 0grains surrendered

A Solana cat · Coming soon to StonkFun

Stand watch

I · The granary

The rats never left.

When humans first stored their wealth, the rats came for it, and the cats stood guard. The rats never left; today they're called debasement. One man built the largest bitcoin treasury on earth. Every great treasury needs a guardian at the door.

  1. GrainThe first store of value. Where wealth was kept, the cats came to guard it.
  2. The ratsThey eat the stores in the dark. Today they wear a new name: debasement.
  3. The sealed granaryBitcoin: a fixed supply no one can print.
  4. The guardianThe largest corporate bitcoin treasury on earth, and a cat at its door.
A pale Maine Coon with glowing red eyes, keeping watch from a stone pedestal

II · The calendar

Read the chain.

Set any date and every ring turns to meet the crown: block height, era, season, reward, and the coins in the granary.

The calendar: a gold chronometer engraved with every year from 2009 to 2140, its rings set to the chosen date

the calendar is waking

III · The breed

Built for winter.

A Maine Coon: descended from ship's cats, built for winter, the biggest of them all. Mister today. Master tomorrow.

  • A ship's catLegend says it sailed to New England to guard the cargo. A working cat that keeps the treasure on long voyages.
  • Built for winterA thick, water-shedding coat for the brutal northern cold. The cold always comes. The job is to stand watch through it.
  • Big but gentleThe largest house cat. A gentle giant: it patrols, it doesn't roar.

Maine Coon · MSTR Cat

A pale Maine Coon curled up against the cold, one red eye open

IV · The catch

The catch comes home.

A good working cat brings the catch back to the household. 3% of every $MC trade is gathered and paid out to holders in MSTRX.

3%of every trade, paid to holders in MSTRX
$MCon Solana, live since 17 Oct 2026
StonkFunwhere it trades
61.86Mdev bag, locked until 10 Mar 2027
Official CA 3yeq3EzUhpLM2YtZSCwzbh41AtCda9kKJrYquCRfo1GE
Paid to holders so far— MSTRX · — · — wallets

Dev bag locked on Jupiter Lock. Price, holders, every payout and a wallet lookup: the live page.

A Maine Coon with red eyes beside floating crystal shards, each reflecting a cat

V · The road ahead

Coming soon.

The cat doesn't only guard the granary. It builds. Each of these launches from the MSTR Cat house, one at a time, when it's ready.

$MC launchTBD
Full website launchUnder construction
MSTR Cat Blockchain AcademyOpen →
Trust Law Academy / engineUnder construction
Promote other gud cats
Token launchpad & DEXIn research & development
NFT / RWA launchpad & marketplace
Geocaching appPrototype complete

VI · The academy

The library is open.

A free course in ten levels, from money's origins through Ethereum, the alts, Solana and the memecoin age, and back to bitcoin. Two hundred ten lessons, each checked against its sources, in eleven languages.

10 levels30 categories210 lessons11 languages

Enter the academy
A long-haired Maine Coon lit in red, its red eyes watching

VII · The watch

The cat is patient.