MSTR Cat
The guardian of the treasury
For ten thousand years, cats have guarded the stores. Now one guards the greatest treasury of the age.
I · The granary
The rats never left.
When humans first stored their wealth, the rats came for it, and the cats stood guard. The rats never left; today they're called debasement. One man built the largest bitcoin treasury on earth. Every great treasury needs a guardian at the door.
- GrainThe first store of value. Where wealth was kept, the cats came to guard it.
- The ratsThey eat the stores in the dark. Today they wear a new name: debasement.
- The sealed granaryBitcoin: a fixed supply no one can print.
- The guardianThe largest corporate bitcoin treasury on earth, and a cat at its door.
II · The calendar
Read the chain.
Set any date and every ring turns to meet the crown: block height, era, season, reward, and the coins in the granary.
the calendar is waking
III · The breed
Built for winter.
A Maine Coon: descended from ship's cats, built for winter, the biggest of them all. Mister today. Master tomorrow.
- A ship's catLegend says it sailed to New England to guard the cargo. A working cat that keeps the treasure on long voyages.
- Built for winterA thick, water-shedding coat for the brutal northern cold. The cold always comes. The job is to stand watch through it.
- Big but gentleThe largest house cat. A gentle giant: it patrols, it doesn't roar.
Maine Coon · MSTR Cat
IV · The catch
The catch comes home.
A good working cat brings the catch back to the household. 3% of every trade is gathered and paid out to holders.
Coming soon. Details on launch day, here and on our socials.
V · The road ahead
Coming soon.
The cat doesn't only guard the granary. It builds. Each of these launches from the MSTR Cat house, one at a time, when it's ready.
VI · The academy
The library is open.
A free course in seven levels, from money's origins to the memecoin age and back to bitcoin. One hundred forty-seven lessons, each checked against its sources, in eleven languages.
7 levels21 categories147 lessons11 languages
Enter the academy
VII · The watch