MSTR Cat

The guardian of the treasury

For ten thousand years, cats have guarded the stores. Now one guards the greatest treasury of the age.

10,000years on watch
1guardian at the door
0grains surrendered

A Solana cat · Live on StonkFun

I · The road ahead

Under construction.

The cat doesn't only guard the granary. It builds. Each of these launches from the MSTR Cat house, one at a time, when it's ready.

$MC launch2026-10-17 · 14:39 UTC

MSTR Cat Blockchain AcademyOpen →

Full website launchUnder construction

Buy & burnUnder construction

MSTR Cat Trust Law AcademyUnder construction

Geocaching appPrototype complete

Token launchpad & DEXIn research & development

Trust engineTBD

Crypto law: traps and loopholesTBD

Promote other ethical projectsTBD

NFT / RWA launchpad & marketplaceTBD

II · The catch

The catch comes home.

A good working cat brings the catch back to the household. 3% of every $MC trade is gathered and paid out to holders in MSTRX.

3%of every trade, paid to holders in MSTRX

$MCon Solana, live since 17 Oct 2026

StonkFunwhere it trades

61.86Mdev bag, locked until 10 Mar 2027

Official CA 3yeq3EzUhpLM2YtZSCwzbh41AtCda9kKJrYquCRfo1GE

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Paid to holders so far— MSTRX · — · — wallets

Dev bag locked on Jupiter Lock. Price, holders, every payout and a wallet lookup: the live page.

A Maine Coon with red eyes beside floating crystal shards, each reflecting a cat

III · The academy

A free school, open to anyone.

The MSTR Cat Academy teaches the things that move value and the things that protect it, in plain language. Every lesson is checked against its sources and links to them. No sign-up, no paywall.

Enter the academy

IV · The breed

Built for winter.

A Maine Coon: descended from ship's cats, built for winter, the biggest of them all. Mister today. Master tomorrow.

A ship's catLegend says it sailed to New England to guard the cargo. A working cat that keeps the treasure on long voyages.
Built for winterA thick, water-shedding coat for the brutal northern cold. The cold always comes. The job is to stand watch through it.
Big but gentleThe largest house cat. A gentle giant: it patrols, it doesn't roar.

Maine Coon · MSTR Cat

A pale Maine Coon curled up against the cold, one red eye open

V · The granary

The rats never left.

When humans first stored their wealth, the rats came for it, and the cats stood guard. The rats never left; today they're called debasement. One man built the largest bitcoin treasury on earth. Every great treasury needs a guardian at the door.

GrainThe first store of value. Where wealth was kept, the cats came to guard it.
The ratsThey eat the stores in the dark. Today they wear a new name: debasement.
The sealed granaryBitcoin: a fixed supply no one can print.
The guardianThe largest corporate bitcoin treasury on earth, and a cat at its door.